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How to Keep a Woman Happy??

It's not difficult, All you have to do is to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother5
. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist1
9. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself5
1. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :
1. Leave him in peace
2. Feed him well .
3. Let him have the remote control.

The rope

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one
woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided
that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching
speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope,
because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband
and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices
with little in return As soon as she finished her speech, all the men
started clapping their hands.......

SEND THIS MAIL TO AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN,
SO THAT SHE HAS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY.